excort

ex-cort, v.

informant: Kathryn asked me to excort you to her cube.

interpretation: escort

glintch

glintch, n.

informant: "Now I'm concerned about my bookkeeping software. What if they put another glintch in it?"

interpretation: glitch

kalumative

ka-lum-a-tive, n.

informant: "It's a kalumative of the items."

informant: "It can't be just a 1000 items. It needs to be a kalumative of stuff because we need to use the budget from the previous physical year."

interpretation: cumulative
conflated with: kahlua, cumulative

intermin

in-ter-min, n.

informant: "She could work in the intermin."

interpretation: interim

tutorial

tu-tor-i-al, adj.

co-worker: "Sometimes he hits people."
informant: "He is tutorial!"


interpretation: territorial
conflated with: tutorial

stemina

stem-i-na, n.

visitor: "So you don't have any problems with your muscles or feet when you walk that fast?"
informant: "I've built my stemina up to that. I used to have no stemina or no nothing."

interpretation: stamina
conflated with: stem, stamina

metriculous

me-tric-u-lous, adj.

informant: "I try to be very metriculous when it comes to people's pay."

interpretations: meticulous
conflated with: meticulous and possibly trinkle (see previous blog entry)